Hey, how about this: leave service workers alone you sick fucks. The baristas, wait staff, cooks, chefs, bussers, janitors and everyone else at work is just trying to do their jobs. Be polite, don’t pull stupid fucking stunts, buy your stupid coffee and fuck off.

Also, quit gargling fascist balls.

Aren't coffee shops already known for screwing up people's names, especially intentionally? Just say "okay" and put in "Karla Churk" or some shit.

I guess they can make my coffee order out to "Epstein Files." Such a petty bullshit thing to do to cause trouble.

My new name is Charlie Kirks Neckhole. I expect the same amount of deference.

I have a tall warm milk for uh... Charlie Cuck

They can write it, but it will come with a hole in the cup.

They really don't like it when their religious figures don't feature prominently on starbucks cups.

Replace it with Melissa Hortman or John Hoffman.

That's bleak, but do they realise the coffee cup already has a hole and a habbit to spill in the least comfortable moment? I already did a crude kirky spray cap meme, and that's very close to it.

What a boring future we live in. The working class being distracted by petty disputes like these, mourning fucking podcasters, when the need to organize against the capitalist class is greater than ever.

Who the fuck still goes to Starbucks?