Fuck Zodiac signs, let's get REAL

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[–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Scissor just straight up “fuck it we ball” with a shiv and a prosthetic hatchet arm is pretty metal.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Cestus! Put my money on the boy who walks into a swordfight straight throwin hands.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Retiarius, because cheap tricks are fun.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Secutors have always been my favorite. I love their fish-man helmets.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Trident and net. It has more range than the other options.

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    I remember seeing a claim that Trax used to destroy Murmilo, because the big shield was a hindrance in one on one combat. The speed and agility of the smaller shield was much better. The big shields worked well in units to make a shield wall, but less so in an arena

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 1 year ago

    I'm not actually very well-versed on gladiators, because it's one aspect of Roman history that doesn't fascinate me, for whatever reason - but I do know for sure that there were certain 'pairings' of gladiator types that were considered uneven (and thus all the more fun to bet on).

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Retiarius, gimme that net and trident

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Secutor specially designed to fight retrarii. I'll have all your tridents.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    i don’t know but I would run like a miserable creature

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Retiarius, got it!

    (One of the legitimate tactics of the Retiarius - and why it was sometimes seen as the least 'manly' of the gladiator types - was simply to evade their heavier opponent until their opponent was exhausted)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Both middle, bottom left, all seem interesting.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Murmillo has the most styling helm, so I'm going for that.

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