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[–] 2 points 1 year ago

People are definitely going to miss this is the onion 🧅

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  • 7 comments in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world view that post
    [–] 88 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Holy shit they have to go WAAAAAY out there to make sure everyone understands it's satire now.

    I want off Mr. Toad's wild ride. I'm still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I'm having in a hospital somewhere.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'm still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I'm having in a hospital somewhere.

    You and me both, brother. God I wish.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Cheers bros. Here's hoping this is all a collective coma we simultaneously fell into following some awful but not life threatening accident and we wake up soon.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago

    I laughed in actual horror before I realized it was The Onion. Like I would've fully believed it for a sec. Media literacy is important kiddos, read more than a headline!

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    [–] 31 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    So the onion became a normal newspaper now?

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Where's the satire?

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  • 2 comments in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works view that post
    [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    "At press time, the FBI announced that the gunman had escaped by blending into the heavily armed crowd."

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Dammit!!!! I just had a whole serving of onion!

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