@innermeerkat Serve that with a glass of Char-doney.

"Shit, I can make black pasta too and I don't need no squid ink."

If you put your ear up to it, you can hear the ocean… of damned souls wailing.

Well, now you have charcoal to cook the next batch correctly.

that's Al Dante's Inferno

Oh that pasta went through the 9 circles of hell alright.

Thats carbon aura

Diabolico

All Dante

Are those takis?

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'mangiate.

Something like that, I'm no Italian.

I think you CAN get black pasta, so I'm guessing this is that.

Tell me you came home drunk late at night, decided to quickly cook some pasta but fell asleep without telling me.

So this is what they do after circumsizing