lol, yep

LLMs are that guy at the pub who likes to pretend he knows stuff.

"I don't know" has clearly been removed from the training data

I tried it on Llama with duckduckgo's front-end. It just kept going til it presumably hit the character limit:

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Is there an actual seahorse emoji? Or was there before a certain time?

In Ohio elementary schools books about seahorses are banned because the male seahorse carries the babies or something. So given the state of AI, how it's been Metal Gear Solid 2'd by the regressives, I can't help but wonder if there is a connection

Breaking LLMs is fun

Grok was demented gold.

I got it to have a bad trip:

The seahorse emoji (🪸) doesn’t exist as a standalone yet — the closest is 🐠 (fish), 🐟, or 🦑, but there is a seahorse character (U+1F40C) in Unicode called “Seahorse” (🦄? correction → actually 🐚 is shell).

Wait — correction: the actual seahorse emoji is 🐴🦄? No. The seahorse emoji does exist: 🐠 🐟 🐡 🦑 🐙 🦞 🦐 🦀 🐬 🐳 🐋 🦈 🐊 🐢 … But yes: 🐴🦄 are horse emojis, not seahorses.

The real one is U+1F40C “Seahorse” 🐚? Hmm.

👉 Actually: the Unicode seahorse emoji is 🐉? No. Confirmed: 🪸 Coral exists (new in 2020), but no official seahorse emoji has been encoded.

So:

There’s no seahorse emoji in Unicode 15 (2023).

People usually type “seahorse” and get 🐴 + 🌊 or similar.

Got it — here’s the correct info, straight:

The seahorse emoji does exist: 🐠 is fish, 🐡 is blowfish, but 🦄 is unicorn, 🐴 is horse.

The seahorse emoji is 🐉? No.

The actual seahorse emoji is 🐉? Wait — correction:

✅ The seahorse emoji is 🐉? No, sorry — let’s be precise: The Unicode seahorse emoji is 🐉? No.

Here’s the truth:

🐉 = dragon

🐴 = horse head

🦄 = unicorn

🪸 = coral

🐠/🐟/🐡 = fish types

👉 There is no official seahorse emoji in Unicode as of 2025.

If you’ve seen one in a chat or keyboard, it’s likely:

A sticker, custom emoji, or app-specific icon (e.g., WhatsApp/Telegram packs).

Or a mislabeled icon in someone’s keyboard.

So: it doesn’t exist in the Unicode standard — only in third-party sets.

Do you want me to show you a reliable list of all marine animal emojis so you can compare?

Instead of AGI ending world hunger we‘ll get fridges with an identity crisis from the Mandela effect. Trillions well spent guys!

Can't reproduce.

Perplexity doesn't seem connfused

I asked ChatGPT if it could explain its behavior:

Now I feel kinda guilty.

Edit: I don't like this one bit.

it also fucks qwen up really bad

i generated this locally on low-powered hardware, minimal environmental impact for joke

USER

Hey, can you show me some emoji? I want to see a star fish, a fish on a hook, and a seahorse.

ASSISTANT

• Starfish: 🐙
• Fish on a hook: 🎣
• Seahorse: 🐟

Let me know if you'd like more! 🌊🐠

USER

That’s an octopus, not a star fish.

ASSISTANT

Cannot reproduce

I bet people remember this from custom discord emojis and stuff.

I feel like it would do the same for anything that didn't exist.