You've earned your celery, so just lettuce sit back and take it cheesy. Tomato, you don't even need dressing over your bacon bits. Just sit down in the crouton and chill like a cucumber without a carrots in the world.

I have friends that went through the phase of thinking they had ADHD. Nope. Just sleep deprivation and mental exhaustion. Something incredibly common these days which massively impacts focus, mood, concentration, motivation, frustration, etc. Getting back into physical exercise and correcting sleeping patterns was all they needed to return to how they remembered themselves.

I think adults between 25–45 are especially prone to this. Everyone else is making jokes about having shit sleep and just grinding through, it becomes normalised and people forget that each mind and body has an optimal min/max sleep period—we all differ.

You have been visited by the Radish of Rest. You will sleep clean past your alarm tomorrow morning.

Lol no, I'm fucking lazy.

The problem is never me. It's always external!

Radish spirit intensifies

But, if I rest, who will do the cleaning that I can barely complete

If a man runs in front of a car, he gets tired. If he runs behind it, he gets exhausted.