cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/35746833

So when are we going to have always been at war with Eurasia?

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[–] 132 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."

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  • [–] 63 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Just call it the Ministry of Truth already.

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  • [–] 51 points 1 year ago*

    War is Peace
    Freedom is Slavery
    Ignorance is Strength

    Nope, not ringing any bells. None at all.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'll start a Department of Fucking, we will stand for Virginity.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Really, have these jokers read any books? Wow.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    Oceania has always been at peace with Eastasia.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's fascinating how they really just do say the opposite of everything.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why didn't they rename it Department of Peace, then?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah and the bang bus stands as a symbol for celibacy

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Up is down! Stupid libruls.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    The Department of “See What You Made Us Do??!”

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Graveyards are usually pretty peaceful.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    They could have kept the acronym and called it the Department of Dominance

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    I think this is a nod to Russia "accidentally" sending drones into Poland.

    Suddenly article 5 gets triggered and Trump renames the department again to "the department of pacifism" - as the world rolls it's eyes ans gets ready to detach it self even further from the US.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    And I grew to love Big Brother.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Translation: Pete Hegseth hates this but Trump wants it for some reason so he has to go along with it.

    The worst part of this is that it will cost taxpayers billions.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    This is fucking funny.

    So many people on the left were like "it's good that we at least call things what they are now", and now we hear this?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    1984 Wasn't Meant to be an Instruction Manual!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Now where have I heard that before?

    Checks comment stream.

    Oh yeah.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Trump is then planning 1000 years of peace on Chicago? (I'm confused by his "threat" of Chicago finding out why its called the department of war)

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