I mean, I love cheese, but don't litter or steal shoes, especially just one shoe. Rude.
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From what I can see it's the only sane option on the page
Story checks out!
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Shhhhhh!!!!! Don't tell my wife why the dogs always listen to me! And why they have trouble losing weight...
ruv rue
Like religious text logic but less ambiguity...
Actually, I had a moment of curiosity about the word choice with fascinate here.
Etymology
Borrowed from Latin fascinātus, perfect passive participle of fascinō (“to enchant, bewitch, fascinate”) (see -ate (verb-forming suffix)), from fascinum (“a phallus-shaped amulet worn around the neck in Ancient Rome; witchcraft”) + -ō (verb-forming suffix), itself of obscure origin.
Verb
fascinate (third-person singular simple present fascinates, present participle fascinating, simple past and past participle fascinated)
- To evoke an intense interest or attraction in someone.
The flickering TV fascinated the cat. - To make someone hold motionless; to spellbind.
We were fascinated by the potter's skill. - To be irresistibly charming or attractive to.
Her gait fascinates all men.
What type of cheese tho....
Also I want to eat a entire brick of Roquefort now.
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I'd love to know which book this is if anyone knows.
My search skills didn't return anything matching, although I did find a book about Egyptian burial rights ...
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(Diogenes, picking up a mouse) “Behold, a woman!”
My sister’s Achilles heel is string cheese, so this would definitely work on her. I used it for the opposite. I’d give her string cheese if she agreed to leave me alone and go away.
I do this for my wife all the time. When she's lounging and chilling, I'll just come in, bring her a slice of an aged cheddar or gouda, and leave in silence, not even interrupting whatever she's reading.
instructions unclear. is it rue as in the herb ruta graveolens or rue as in the archaic noun meaning sorrow / repentance / regret / pity / compassion?
Nobody has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!
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