The penis gun?

Yo mumma is so fat, she is a 4 course meal for a wraith.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she took all her clothes off, Carter had to officially classify her as a naked singularity.

Yo mama so fat she could host more than one symbiote

Yo mama so fat, when she was sent to P3W-451, she plugged the black hole

Yo mama so fat, she can only travel by supergate