What I meant to say was that Trump was actually a masked vigilante who was only hiding aboard the Lolita Express in order to tie Epstein up and turn him in to the authorities. It was an honest mistake when our vigilante mistook his erect penis for said rope, and multiple girls' orifices for our ghoulish antagonist.

Ask yourselves how people typically become informants for the FBI. It's not because they are fine, upstanding citizens.

Trump RAPED CHILDREN because he was an FBI Informant Spying on a Man that he called an American Hero who was a HOAX and DIDNT Exist!

Man, I really can't wait for somebody to just

But the files don’t exist.

If Trump ever cut a deal with the feds to roll on Epstein it was to protect himself from going down for fucking kids. He would not have been an “informant.”

Are they saying this as like a defense? They understand that's not better, right?

Ridiculous lies tend to do that

And if we had any viable news agency in this country the first question out of their mouth would be, "If Trump wasn't an FBI informant, then what was he doing there?"

Is this the onion?

It was never put together good enough to fall apart.

how many lies will it take Donnie? How many lies will you need to spin for this to go away?

And yet, his followers have bought it hook, line, and sinker.

I don't know why people ever voted for Trump or are surprised by any of this. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it is probably a duck. His character has been well known for a long time.