That's great Mike! I'm sure releasing the epstein files will show all that and exonerate your guy.

So you're telling me Trump DID know about all the child-raping all along? And never said anything about it this whole time in the years after he had Epstein killed? The man who takes credit for EVERYTHING never once piped up to say "I turned Epstein in to the FBI"?

That's not the slam dunk you seem to think it is, Johnson.

This can easily be discarded for just the fact that trump would have bragged about this a long time ago if true.

This is a Qanon thing my MIL was spouting years ago. Trump was “secretly there to save the children” is not new.

And how many times did he sample the product, just to be sure they were really underage?

Vote with lead.

"I participated in child sex trafficking but told the fbi. Im a hero!"

FWIW, apparently they are. I hadn't peeked to see if we'd hit the high water mark for what /r/conservative will accept from Trump in a couple months. You'll be happy to know that we have not.

This is apparently his actual vindication according to the true believers.

How many major drug dealers were caught and became "fbi informants" to take down the rest?

Isn't this an admission of guilt?

Donald Trump was an FBI Informant for a man who did NO WRONG and also does NOT Appear in the Epstein Files despite being REALLY Close to Epstein to bring him down and had SEX with CHILDREN to bring down Epstein who Continued bringing children to CHILD RAPE ISLAND for DECADES after Trump started Investigating him!

I'm just so happy they continue to bring up Jeffery Epstein on their own lmao

Keep it in the headlines, please

Don't you become an informant when they catch you and offer you the deal; You get to walk free for the crime you committed, but have to risk your life spying on your fellow criminals for the fuzz?

Even if he was an informant, arent informants people who were involved and just as guilty?

He was VERY inside the organization! You could say balls deep into all the little details!

MAGA's buy everything Trump and his cronies sell them. They are braindead, fucking idiots.

Hey guys, former MI6 Agent here, I have a confidential source from inside capitol hill confirming that US House Speaker Johnson's words are false.

Source: Idk, ask how Johnson he pulled that out of his ass

This is gonna cause a resurgence of Qanon. And even his "normal" base will lap it up, because now it's not coming from 4chan, but rather his own speaker.

This administration is the most insane government I've ever seen in a 'developed' nation, at any time in the recorded history of 'developed' nations. There isn't even a close second, and it's somehow worse than Trump's first term.

Looking forward to his third term, I'm sure it'll be great fun.

They absolutely will buy it. Give it some time

Least plausible explanation ever. It makes the 'dog ate my homework ' seem like a masterclass in defence.

I'll be honest, I know that the Epstein thing was/is supposed to be the unifying matter that Republicans and Democrats all agree on, but outside of online discourse, I haven't heard any MAGA discussion of the topic in weeks (or longer).

Maybe I'm just in an anomalous social circle, but from my perspective, it seems like there's a vocal minority of MAGA online who make a ruckus about this, when in person, they just don't give a crap.

So, I hate to think it, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter what excuse Republican leaders give or what story they weave. I'm guessing they could literally just release mountains of evidence and fully admit that Trump did it, intentionally, and he enjoyed it immensely, and his popularity with MAGA would probably only drop a couple of percentage points (and that's if it didn't actually go up for him "telling it like it is").

How the hell are public officials allowed to just 100% lie and gas light ALL of the time?

Before I retired, if an employee of mine lied to me about their job, and I found out, that person would have been terminated. Immediately.

Isn't this just QAnon with a thin veneer?

During the first Trump term I was on a local social media website that shall remain nameless. The magats were hands-down the most arrogant, ignorant, illiterate, consistently miserable people I've ever dealt with online. Most of them couldn't spell, capitalize or punctuate, or write even a simple sentence expressing a coherent thought. Apparently they really had no coherent thoughts to express.

For months I saw nothing from them but lockstep support of Trump no matter what he did. It became clear that magats aren't smart enough to know what they're supporting and they don't care as long as they get to hurt the people they hate. That includes most everyone else.

I hope every maga jackass gets the get the day they voted for. It's too bad the rest of us will get the day they voted for too.

MAGA voted for all this.

Remember that.

Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

Of course they will buy it. It solves the cognitive dissonance.

Magas are going to fall for this, aren't they.

You people still believe them that they don't believe this stuff.

They keep showing us all exactly how depraved they are and we keep writing these dumb posts.

THEY WANT POWER, THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG.

So they’re admitting that he’s in the files but that he was an undercover fbi agent, and part of the undercover operation was raping kids… so it’s all good?

It must have been so hard for Trump to rape hundreds of children with Epstein to gain his trust. That is what you have to do to stop a pedophile though! /S

Insane, rotten, fuckers, Pedo POS.

Release the Trump/Epstein files

You really think the guy himself wouldn't be bragging about it 247 if this was the case.

Then release the files so we can all read the epic tale of Trump defender of women and girls.

Oh ok, so they caught him pedophiling, and used him like a little bitch to catch more of his pedophile friends while they pedophile together.

They don't have to believe it, they just have to use it. He's their guy on their team, after all, and the other team losing is more important than being right (ethically, morally, or factually).

"Trump is really a hero in this. The best hero."

(And yes, they can believe it.)

Trump was an undercover FBI agent raping underage girls so he wouldn't blow his cover.

I don't have a doubt in my mind Trump's mayonnaise brain might now think this is true. Him and reality have never really got along.

So best case scenario he's a rat. I mean this is an obvious lie, but it's so fucking stupid and short sighted. Like everyone knows that undercover cops do as much and commit as many crimes as the criminals they're in with, and informants are no different. So he's either a child raping rat, or a child raping liar...

For the KGB

Even magas can't be buying this

Oh you sweet summer child.

Yep, stooping to a new level of low.

Ahhhh that’s why his name is all over the files. Because he was a super double secret squirrel agent! It all makes sense!!!

Start calling him Glowie in chief on twitter or something

So that's what they spend two weeks of recessed Congress coming up with. Set's see if it catches on

"Trump WITNESSED against Jeffefery Epstein about ALL THE BAD STUFF he had seen."

And Trump hasn’t said this before because…?

yea well it sounds like he made a deal with the FBI to get immunity for his child rape crimes.

I don't think this strategy will work

Sadly I have already seen some posts praising him for his "service"

MAGA should realize they've got a real 007 on their hands

0 Intel Collected

0 Kids Saved

7 Children Raped

On my bullshit-o-meter I am measuring 2.5 Mega-Trump. The highest value yet to be measured.

All this does for me is seat more evidently that he is a Russian asset.