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[–] 36 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I’m a vegetarian and still would rather worship bacon over the imaginary bullshit currently on the pedestal.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago*

    "Take, eat: this is My Body, which is broken for you." Chris P. Bacon

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Input praisebacon.com

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    “A server with the specified hostname could not be found.”

    Even that church is a lie.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    There must have been a schism at some point.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    2011 reddit post energy

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Where did all the confident atheists on the internet go? Posts like this used to be so common, but now we get shrimp Jesus AI slop

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What in the late 2000s/early 2010s

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  • Let's hope the relationship with the Church of His Noodliness remains cordial, or else

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago
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    Bring forth your sick, and they will be cured.

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    Suffering is our God.

    Because suffering is real.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    I shall bow to thee

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Like God, bacon is also man made

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