I’m a vegetarian and still would rather worship bacon over the imaginary bullshit currently on the pedestal.
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Pig died for your sins.
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Even that church is a lie.
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Faith restored, thank you.
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There must have been a schism at some point.
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See you've got your Reformed Church of Bacon - they are open to vegan and turkey bacon, amongst others.
Then there's the Orthodox Church of Bacon - they believe only the original form of bacon is the purest.
Where is the Fractured Church of Bacon?
Where did all the confident atheists on the internet go? Posts like this used to be so common, but now we get shrimp Jesus AI slop
What in the late 2000s/early 2010s
Let's hope the relationship with the Church of His Noodliness remains cordial, or else
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