He REAAALLLLYYYY wanted an invite to this one, didn't he?

Woah woah woah

China???

And Russia???

Not having our best interests in mind???

Someone pinch me.

Xi, Kim, and Vlad right now:

❤️ Xi loves me ❤️ 😭 Xi loves me not 😭

Yeah, dipshit, EVERYBODY is conspiring against the United States because you're a moron being steered by psychopaths, and literally EVERYBODY in the world can see it except MAGA Nazis.

Womp womp. Where are the Epstein Files?

Yeah, no shit, that's because they're the leaders of Russia, China, and North Korea. What's next, a stunning revelation about Iran not liking you very much?

He could do so much good if he were someone else entirely. Unfortunately, the one we got is too busy carefully selecting the dumbest or most cruel option available to feed off the headline mentions. Well, when he's not frantically jingling keys anywhere not in the vicinity of the Epstein case, anyway.

No one likes you donnie, no one ever did!

What a salty loser bitch.

Somebody's upset that he wasn't invited.

Aw he's still alive?

He can add himself to the list

He is such a crybaby, just like his supporters.

They were left out of all their friend groups in school, so now they use their power to get friends. But they aren't actual friends, just leaches to suck out as much money from you as possible.

I was watching the propaganda videos on Wechat from my Chinese friends last night and thinking "well, if he's dead, I bet he'll rise from the fucking dead just to seethe on how Xi Jinping is getting a real parade with fucking drones and missiles and soldiers who can turn their heads in sync and shit.

So the theory he died was wrong?

Or is this another old post to keep up appearances

lol what? he sounds almost schizophrenic

Dumbfuck donnie will be graded on a curve, as always, by the redhats.

So sayeth the orange running dog.

Yes, that's kind of how enemies work against a nuclear superpower.

So what are we going to do about it?

Well they are, because they sense weakness. I wonder why the US seems weak right now?

Die

Paranoia is common in mid-late dementia.

So what's being done to effectively sanction Russia?

Oh, that's right. Fuck all is being done. But talk's cheap, and no talk's cheaper than Trump's oral flatulence.

Just listened to the Empire podcast about Catherine the great. Turns out the twat she was married to was the kinda idiot that managed to get everyone against him, so when the two came to blows everyone he tried to recruit was already sworn to her. Didn't go well for him. Then Catherine's son was exactly the same as his father and when she died, his own children joined in on the coup against him. The point being, if you piss off everyone by being an absolute ass, then their dislike of you will force them to join forces against you.

You mean China, a country we have chosen to make the boogeyman, has been pushed away and into the arms of others? We are doing the same thing now with India with our goddamn stupid 50% tariffs on them. Now they have nothing to lose by growing closer with Russia and China. That is some brilliant diplomacy there buddy.

No shit, they have to find other suppliers now that the US is withholding chips.

God I hope they are

Step one in starting a war in time for term 3?
5D Chess master! 🙄

Can this fuck keel over already?

Trump is right about the sacrifice, compare to Soviet and North Korea, more Americans soldiers died in China for their peace and freedom, so in a better timeline, us president deserve to stand next to Chinese chairman for this day. But obviously in that timeline , trump wont be the president.

Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.

So jelly and fomo

Well if you had any friends left they would've joined your little parade.