Forgot “Microsoft Word office”

Eliminating orphans is an essential skill in IT.

You mean Copilot. No one uses word manually anymore.

No worries, GPT says my* code is flawless.

I have a mild existential crisis every time the Internet goes down. I have no idea what's wrong, and I cant use the Internet to find out what's wrong.

Not really. If the internet goes out in our office 100% of our programmers are going home. Doesnt make them bad, the internet is to useful to work without.

the documentation is literally on Internet. Python standard library, MSDN, posgresql, odbc drivers. Everything is online. are you suggesting you memorised your whole stack, and did you printed out ? Granted * some * of it can be downloaded

To be fair, programming without internet is just (very) unproductive.

Hey, maintaining that server is a 24/7 job after the last update. There are dozens of people depending on me.