Then afterwards: ”Wow, this was really fun! I should do this often”

Proceeds to never do it again.

I have a job interview tomorrow, I've been on edge all day

But it was a different version of me that signed up for it. One with drive and aspiration.

Me in a couple months doing a 10k

I thought the onion was a satire website? When did they start doing truth pieces?

I feel called out here.

Me when I've agreed to go to a party at my wife's friend's house. It's always fun as hell, but by the time Saturday night rolls around I just want to sit and drink beer. So I agree ahead of time, dread it, have a blast, rinse and repeat.

Not as antisocial as some of you fuckers, but after I finally gained a modicum of popularity in college, fuck me I got sick of going out, fast. LOL, motherfuckers would be climbing in the windows. "What's up man? You didn't answer your door!"

This but family reunion.

Me thinking about DragonCon tomorrow.