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[–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Not even a contest, leaf sheep sea slug.

a picture of an adorable white sea slug, whose face looks like that of a sheep, and has rows of green, leaf-like cerata emerging from its back

I don't know what kind of kids show you could do with that. Maybe teach kids about the importance of conservation; it doesn't really matter because JUST LOOK AT IT, EEEEEEE!!! (⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆) ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 1 year ago

    I bet I could put on a fun show as a crow. We'd have songs about shinies, and working together, painting, problem solving, all sorts of crow shit. I'd also be friends with a leopard and a horse, just to round out the cast.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Housecat. Cats are always in charge.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    A butterfly. Cos no one would suspect the butterfly.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    First off, humans are animals.

    But since a transformation is involved then I'm gonna change into a dingo so everyone can blame the parents.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    The noble trash panda (raccoon)

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago
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    I’d wanna be a parrot. It’s an easy fit for a kids show. They can fly and they live for like 80 years which is probably better than I’ll do as a human. Sounds perfect to me.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I feel like by answering this I'm feeding into OPs sick and twisted furry fantasy, not that there's anything wrong with that.

    That being said, I'm also feeling lazy and pedantic, so I'm going to say human being.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    I guess I'll be the rhino. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Elephant, of course!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Do centaurs count?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Reminds me of an old joke.

    Two male dogs, a little Yorkie and a giant Great Dane are in the vet's office. The little Yorkie is crying.

    "Why so sad, little guy?"

    "My owner is a beautiful woman. She always smells so nice. I can't stop myself from humping her leg, so she's going to have me neutered."

    "Gee, that's awful. My owner is also very beautiful. In fact, she's so pretty and smells so nice that last night I lost control and mounted her. I rode her for half an hour before I was finished."

    "Oh no! She must have been so mad and disgusted. Are you getting neutered, too?"

    "No, she just wanted to have my nails clipped."

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I don't think they'll let you tell that one on the show.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    No one said sloth yet? Alright.

    It'd be a very boring show, with me just lazing around, or speaking really slowly, the kids would be bored to tears.

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  • Shoebill stork... guess your kids will cry a lot. Sorry not sorry

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I'd say "red panda", but it's been done...

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