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Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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[–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The bad news is you have Towerful Inclusion Syndrome, where you try to add to an excellent joke but end up making it not funny by beating a dead horse and over explaining things and failing to feel included in the social occasion

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    • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    i died

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    • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "You're Pagliacci"

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    • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    "Give it to me straight doc, what's the bad news?"

    "Bad news is, you have Leprosy."

    "JESUS CHRIST! What's the good news?"

    "Oh, it's just the 24 hour kind."

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