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Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you. (lemmy.ca)
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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

"Give it to me straight doc, what's the bad news?"

"Bad news is, you have Leprosy."

"JESUS CHRIST! What's the good news?"

"Oh, it's just the 24 hour kind."

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