It's like a metaphor for our whole relationship.

It's kinda fine if you position the arm below their neck so it's not crushed as much.

Arms don’t fall asleep in Eden

I got a few scares after falling asleep with an arm over my head, not even crushed, just up. It probably pinches a nerve or something. When I'd wake up it's like my arm was a dead weight for a minute, I'd literally have to grab it with the other hand to reposition it.

Mastercard and visa would not approve

There are many naked statues in that garden

Exactly! Birth rates need to be stimulated

Or Adam and Steve 🤷

Should HAVE*

I doubt you're dumb enough to not realise "should of" makes no sense. It's never "could/should/would of", that should be obvious without anyone telling you why. When you're speaking and it kinda sounds like "should of" you're saying "should've", the abbreviation of should and have. There's no reason to make yourself look so dumb that you can't comprehend basic grammar and spelling, it's all very easy.