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I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf (midwest.social)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Nurse: "Where?"
Me: "No, regular."

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[–] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Which doctor?

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    • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Nurse: I'm torn between feeling very sorry for you and finding you terribly attractive.

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    [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    "in the woods"

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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "There, wolf"

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    • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Nurse: Don't cry.

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Where were we?

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    • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Ooowwwwwwwwwww

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