If you press the universal terminal button, type in the command for spawning a black hole, set the mass to 1 kg, you get something very spicy. It’s so small, that it evaporates pretty much instantly, which means that all of that energy gets released as hawking radiation and the end result resembles an explosion.

I wouldn't mind being spaghettified

If it's very large and stationary, we could survive, couldn't we?

Edit: Now that I think of it, we could survive even getting into the rotating black hole, given it's massive enough (like the supermassive black holes are).

I'd actually guess that we'd end up in an accretion disc first and would be ripped to shreds there due to all the other stuff in orbit and less from direct influence from the black hole itself.

Most likely is that we would die eay before anything would happen from radiation, intense magnetic fields and black hole gravity fucking up with all sorts of asteriods in orbit. Not expecting anyone to survive long enough to get anywhere near the black hole in reality

We literally took pictures of supermassive black holes, can see black holes eating stars, have the math figured out pretty well and we can see black hole collisions with gravitational wave detectors due to their rippling effect on the fabric of our space-time.

We knew they existed before we found them, because of maths, andthe math actually gets us pretty far. It's the singularity in the center, or past the event horizon that we can't know about, because reality is shy like that. It boggles my mind that we were able to look around and say "hey guys, I've been measuring stuff, like how fast things fall down, and well, you're not gonna believe this."

Nothing near a black hole breaks physics. And I'd argue that outside what the heck is singularity really breaks physics as we know it.