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[–] 36 points 1 year ago (6 children)
  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    The vaccine made him European.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    A core body temp of 66.6 c would require a pretty massive caloric intake to keep up. Thousands of additional calories per day for that alone. Heat resistance and weight loss serum all in one? You’d have people lining up

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Nah youre fine. Even wifi can't see it. Only electron microscopes.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    That's not a Weiner, that's a Vienna Sausage.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    No, that would be a Wiener, a Weiner is someone who cries.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    No, someone who cries would be a whiner. You're probably thinking of a winery.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago*

    they've cracked the code. next major pandemic, when we really need these chuds to play along or die, the vax will make your dick bigger. some will die after trying to get 12-20 vaccinations in a short period but that's probably worth it.

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