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[–] 31 points 1 year ago (6 children)

"On no! The Big Bad is too powerful, none of our spells are strong enough to inflict damage!"

"...You have elemental transformation spells, right?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"Give me a mage and five minutes, and I'll have the entire province sterilized. And glowing in the dark."

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    In one campaign I played in, someone tried to make a magical nuke. The entire Pantheon showed up to tell them to stop it.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    In the campaign setting I'm developing the world works roughly like ancient Greek philosophers thought it worked. Physics beyond Newtonian motion (and even that is iffy) simply doesn't exist.

    Solves all the problems with wondering what would happen if you transmuted this into that and so on and so forth.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    a curious enchanter starts wondering how far they can slice things in half, eventually they go insane as they realize it literally just keeps going and never becomes strange at all, despite their calculations and ponderings saying this makes no fucking sense

    they set out on a mad quest to interrogate the gods on what the fuck is going on

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I've read that story. It was a lot of fun. Sadly I don't remember what it was called, it was on /r/hfy.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Do you know some keywords perhaps?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Jfc "part 997"

    This guy needs a good bonk

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You mean the inverse square law? Imagining a square law here, gravity would increase as objects got further away, and objects would appear four times larger at twice the distance.. Weird.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    the square-cube law refers to how if a thing gets uniformly scaled, its surface area scales by the square of the factor, but its volume scales by the cube. if you grew a human, say, to 10 times its normal height, the cross sectional area of their long bones would increase by a factor of 100, while their weight would increase by a factor of 1000. this is a thing that crops up all over discussions about fantastic architecture, engineering, and biology.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    It's not talking about gravity, but about weight. Normally, any living being or construct is limited in size, because cross-section, which determines structural integrity, grows with the square of the size, but volume and thus weight grows with the cube. Now with levitation magic, on the other hand...

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