A few years back, I bought some really awesome booze from a fancy artisanal market stall. It was three bottles and they stack together until they're the shape of a regular wine bottle. It's so cool. The booze is nice too, but I really don't care about that — I only cared about the bottles.

This merchant gives people steep discounts if they return their bottles, and this makes me laugh. They can pry the cool bottles from my cold, dead hands

Edit: found an image