After rubbing one out and then making a sandwich, you just spend the rest of the day swapping between the remaining 2 until you finally fall asleep.

being in a constant state of horny is a curse nobody should carry. at some point it feels like you're an engine fueled by pornography and you rub yourself ragged to the point you're about to throw a rod...but you can't stop because a new video just dropped and you've got one last ticket to hornytown.

So you have 2 moods: unhappy and distracted by a physical need, and unhappy.

Why not all 4 at the same time.

Tired, Horny, Hungry

Pick two.

That’s me at any given time.

I want food, I want sex, I want to go home.

Maestro: "All together now!" :D

I totally have this one. What're the other three?

Me: Man, my life sucks ass and I don't know how to fix because I have apparently exhausted all the possibilities. I want to be dead.

Twist:

Depression causes the anxiety and the basic local discontent.

Horny and hungry is your brain trying to save itself from the depression