Kidnapper: "Come on, just do it. It's not rocket science."

Science guy: "But, I am a rocket scientist."

I bet you that cat will be fucking pissed as it's floating around in space during the universe's heat death.

Well? Did they make the cat immortal then?

A friend who works in anti-aging research saw this image and joked that if anyone could figure out how to make pets immortal, it would be her. Then she laughed until she began crying about her recently deceased dog.

This person can pull off the eyebrow raise

Not that white house twat

Immortal but not immune to aging and disease would be a cruel genie trick on the cat. Have to be sure to cover all the fine print.

Well did the scientist get the job done? Also, where is this scientist? Because... Reasons.

Couldn’t find anything about this one but I assume it’s a flipped version of This classic

I’m not saying it’s right either

But I get it

I would have absolutely sacrificed 99.9% of the people on earth for my cat. Not even gonna sugar coat that.

She had to sacrifice him to the elder gods to make her cat immortal.

An episode of Batman including Catwoman?