Never say never

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[–] 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Well did the scientist get the job done? Also, where is this scientist? Because... Reasons.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Scientist here. I would help, but I'm only a wood scientist, not a cat scientist. And in my professional opinion, trees are very different from cats.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Hey can you step inside this white van real quick? There are... undiscovered... trees... in there. Definitely nothing nefarious or cat immortality related.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Mwahaha! I can see through your ruse! I'm not a tree scientist, I'm a wood scientist! I'm only interested in trees AFTER they're cut down. I have no use for undiscovered trees. Bring me more Douglas fir wood and we can talk!

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago*

    Couldn’t find anything about this one but I assume it’s a flipped version of This classic

    I’m not saying it’s right either

    But I get it

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    I would have absolutely sacrificed 99.9% of the people on earth for my cat. Not even gonna sugar coat that.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    She had to sacrifice him to the elder gods to make her cat immortal.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    An episode of Batman including Catwoman?

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    [–] 29 points 1 year ago*

    Kidnapper: "Come on, just do it. It's not rocket science."

    Science guy: "But, I am a rocket scientist."

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I bet you that cat will be fucking pissed as it's floating around in space during the universe's heat death.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Well? Did they make the cat immortal then?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    A friend who works in anti-aging research saw this image and joked that if anyone could figure out how to make pets immortal, it would be her. Then she laughed until she began crying about her recently deceased dog.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    If you can make pets immortal you'll probably be in line for a Nobel prize. Making humans immortal will be considered a nice thing but probably not prizeworthy.

    Everyone will complain that you invented it too soon and all the horrible people haven't died yet.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    This person can pull off the eyebrow raise

    Not that white house twat

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Immortal but not immune to aging and disease would be a cruel genie trick on the cat. Have to be sure to cover all the fine print.

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