Well did the scientist get the job done? Also, where is this scientist? Because... Reasons.
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Couldn’t find anything about this one but I assume it’s a flipped version of This classic
I’m not saying it’s right either
But I get it
I would have absolutely sacrificed 99.9% of the people on earth for my cat. Not even gonna sugar coat that.
Kidnapper: "Come on, just do it. It's not rocket science."
Science guy: "But, I am a rocket scientist."
I bet you that cat will be fucking pissed as it's floating around in space during the universe's heat death.
That means statistically we're probably part of a gigantic Boltzmann cat.
Well? Did they make the cat immortal then?
A friend who works in anti-aging research saw this image and joked that if anyone could figure out how to make pets immortal, it would be her. Then she laughed until she began crying about her recently deceased dog.
If you can make pets immortal you'll probably be in line for a Nobel prize. Making humans immortal will be considered a nice thing but probably not prizeworthy.
Everyone will complain that you invented it too soon and all the horrible people haven't died yet.
Immortal but not immune to aging and disease would be a cruel genie trick on the cat. Have to be sure to cover all the fine print.

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