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Never say never
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[–] 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Well did the scientist get the job done? Also, where is this scientist? Because... Reasons.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Scientist here. I would help, but I'm only a wood scientist, not a cat scientist. And in my professional opinion, trees are very different from cats.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Hey can you step inside this white van real quick? There are... undiscovered... trees... in there. Definitely nothing nefarious or cat immortality related.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Mwahaha! I can see through your ruse! I'm not a tree scientist, I'm a wood scientist! I'm only interested in trees AFTER they're cut down. I have no use for undiscovered trees. Bring me more Douglas fir wood and we can talk!

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