Maybe he'll be gored by a walrus.

To be clear, the Pentagon has dusty filing cabinets full of playbooks and wargaming scenarios ranging from plausible to outrageous that various think tanks have cooked up over the years. There is almost certainly a plan to fight an extraterrestrial invasion. I recall one being made about a zombie outbreak during that pop culture craze. We've had plans to invade Canada and Mexico wholesale for decades at least. Their existence doesn't inherently mean that anyone at the Pentagon takes the possibility of the scenario seriously. They're thought exercises as much as they are preparation for the unlikely.

Greenland isn't a particularly hard place to conquer. It's a tiny population and we literally already have military there. The challenge isn't tactical, it's diplomatic. It'd be a lot more meaningful to ask whether we have contingencies for war with Europe or losing all our bases there.

The Pentagon has contingency plans for every situation they can imagine. This is not news so much as it's just another example of Hesgeth being a fucking moron. They have plans to invade everywhere, they have contingency plans to counterattack against a Canadian invasion for fuck sake. They have these plans because if a situation arises, you don't have the time to be cooking up new plans. Hesgeth acting like this is actually a plan that's being considered it just another example of why he's not fit to manage a godamn Mcdonalds, much less anything important.

Hint: it's not necessary and never will be.

"Contingent" on what, Kegsbreath?

Greenland making fun of Trump?

Denmark still refusing to "sell" it?

Trumpy needing yet another distraction from some stupid shit he's doing he wants to hide?

You getting cranky from the DTs?

Has he forwarded the plans to the signal group chat yet?

What the fuck?!? Why do these nazi’s have such a hard on for Greenland?

I mean I understand that with the melting ice, there are strategic shipping lanes and some rare elements that you’d get with Greenland but for fucks sake we can’t just take it because it’s the new hotness.

It's noise, junk to get attention away from other things.

If necessary.

We expecting Greenland to launch nukes or something?

If we invade Greenland, I vow to do what I can to not die an American citizen.

I'd be ashamed to be buried here at this point already.

And I'm sure the EU has plans to defend it, next question.

This is decades old policy. Contingency plans for every crazy unlikely scenario you can dream up

I'm waiting for more ingo on that on Signal. We should get more info from these idiots any moment now...

"If necessary"

The US military should never mobilize against itself....oh, there's oill...

A contingency in case of...what?

They have plans for all sorts of shit and 99% of them are never used.

...Honestly, it would be best if Fascist America attacked Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and California simultaneously. That kind of malicious action would almost certain get the Trump Regime's dick stuck into a hornet's nest.

Not saying it should happen. But if the regime is dead set on attacking Greenland, it should be in the stupidest way possible.

Let’s be honest here, the US likely has comprehensive plans for invading every country, including multiple backups to account for different contingencies.

The concerning part here is that someone in a top position is just casually talking about it.

The OPSEC will be uncanny, one reckons

Seriously? Invade Greenland? Who's going to even allow that. The Whitehouse can't just declare war without provocation.

It would literally take an act of congress to ratify such an act.

They have contingency plans to invade every country. Hegseth is an idiot.