Picture of a 500 cigarette 3D printed adapter for ultimate chain smoking.

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[–] 115 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You've tried chain smoking... Now try all-new grid smoking!

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  • [–] 103 points 1 year ago (2 children)
    [–] 81 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    gotta bring this up every time i see these

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  • [–] 72 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I was going to say it can’t be good for you to heat up and breathe through plastic, but shit, it can’t be the worst thing for you in this set up 👍

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  • [–] 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You will certainly not regret smoking 500 cigarettes

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Any % cancer speedrun

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    I think heroin might legitimately be better for your health

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Parallel smoking is much more efficient than serial smoking

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Put them all backward for maximum plastic consumption

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Lung cancer any% speed run

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  • I just smoke one time a year but it nearly kills me.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Could human lungs even draw that many in?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    "500 cigarettes"

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Cancer speedrun.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Just a lil somethin' to take the edge off.

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    Hope no more, because both things are already quite possible. Metal printing 3D printers are still prohibitively expensive — like, go to your bank and take out a mortgage levels of expensive — but they do indeed exist. And you can print a lower receiver for an Armalite quite easily which is the only serial numbered and tracked component in the US. Upper receivers are available via mail order because they are not the regulated part (except in certain states), so have at it.

    You didn't hear that from me, though.

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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Need the Blunt Master 3000 STL here

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Make sure you use this outdoors unless you want to smoke out your entire basement

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Breathing through 3D-printed plastic would be bad enough for you without the cigarettes.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    True I forgot that printing 3D plastic makes the plastic toxic. 🙄

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Melted plastic, plastic fumes, and microplastic particles already aren't great for you, and 3D-printing introduces a bunch of ways for them to be introduced directly into your body.

    I worked in the 3D-printing industry for a long time, and I'm confident whoever does my autopsy is going to get a clown-style poof of confetti.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    It’s 20*6 cigs so 120 to lung. I’ve smoked 40-60 before stopping

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    Could someone post the STL file?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Literally just google “500 cigarettes adapter”

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    now only smoke once a month. now make an ash tray. 3d print like ai, always a solution looking for a problem

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Confirmed, the size of that is indeed big for its intended use

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Lighting them all evenly at once is another engineering task. I propose an overheated pan or other metal surface because everything with open fire gonna suck big time.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Source? (I need that STL file)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    You don't really have to 3d print that to be fair.

    That looks like the half end of a plastic bottle. Save that money to buy more cancer in a stick.

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    My friend tried to print it but 3d printing company rejected it lol

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Why does this alone of all things make me want a drag this long after quitting!? Part of it has to be the curiosity of whether you could even get them all lit.

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