"Whoops, I was pulling on the wrong stick."

Mig-31 had a major engine fire

Isn't that the normal operating state of the Foxbat family?

99% sure reddit poster wrote that intentionally to increase engagement

Impressive. I find it difficult enough to do while driving! And my passengers complaining also makes it difficult to focus...

He got off safely. What a relief.

So the pilot died doing what he loved?

Crashing a plane can be stressful so hats off to his copilot for thinking on his feet and relieving some of that stress.

I'm sorry, but Ivan managed to pull off quite a feat. He wasn't beating around a bush and came through.

“I tried to put it out— but a tablespoonful of semen was just no match for the ferocity of that engine fire… At the speed of Mach 3, it was difficult to direct the ejaculate after I opened the cockpit and I lost the load. Most of it all over my helmet. At that point I could no longer read my instrumentation”

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

This cumerade cumed & cum-flooded the cum-engines with too much cum and they went into uncumtrolled after-cum-burner mode that eventually overcumed everything and the cumjet just melted & climaxed in a great cum-ball explosion.

I'm glad the cummer lived to ejaculate in anther plane.

OP is not an certified NCD member.

Like I couldnt care less but TPM claiming into NCD is fucking BS. Everybody is an NCD member but not TPM. Gatekeeping? No true Scotsman? Salty? It could be any of those. I don't care.

-edit- this is like generally accepted but not really core NCD contenylr, by a power user. This should not have the attention it has.

But it is (fortunately) not up to me what is OK and what not. But I am gonna point it out anyway.