Gleeful Jordan Peterson Noises

"Biggest Claw Wins"

Carcinisation strikes again

I mean. They don't systematically kill and enslave people so I think US is even lower...

Moult America great again

Whatever political system lobsters have is far better than the American political system.

Is that better than crabs in a bucket? God, please tell me it's better than crabs in a bucket.

This is the only onion headline I've seen in months thay made me laugh and not feel even more existential dread. 10/10.

Seems generous. I don't see lobsters waging class warfare.

Hey hey not cool man.

Let’s not insult the lobsters here.