note: Tiny creature has to poop out of the top of the pocket.

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[–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I'm leaning towards being the giant, because:

  1. I'd be a giant
  2. More autonomy

Although, I'd totally sign up to be a pocket friend if any giants are accepting applications.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    I'd rather be the pocket friend. You can just lounge about most of the time and be whimsical and / or the comic relief of the duo, until the day where your small stature is contextually fitter than being a giant, be a hero for the day, eat pancakes, and go back being a pocket-pal until the time you are required again.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Can I just turn a back pack into a tiny home for him, with a bathroom.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago*

    Yeah for sure. But poop dripping from your pocket is a sign that you'd be a good partner to other giants. As they can see how caring you are. So you may never find love. Also if your wearing a backpack the whole time, every one will always think you are just about to leave.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If the pocket is big and spacious enough to feel like an apartment, that's free housing.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    tiny!! I want to be smol and squeaky like a cartoon

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I have questions.

    When I'm tiny:

    • is the giant still a friend?

    • Am I less/ as/ more intelligent by comparison?

    • do I really have to poop out the pocket?

    • could I poop out the bottom of the pocket?

    • what is the scale difference?

    When I'm giant:

    • is the pocket friend still like me?

    • is the pocket friend vulnerable to my mistakes?

    • am I one of few, or the only one remaining of, giants?

    • is the pocket friend intelligent or more like a pet?

    Pertinent examples in this inquiry are Attack on Titan, the Iron Giant, Marvel Comics' Galactus and Celestials, that one episode of Futurama with Bender being a god, and the Shadow of the Colossus.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Giant is friend. But you still have spats on occasion

    You are just as intelligent as you are now, the other is equally so.

    You gotta poop somehow, giant likes to keep a clean pocket. Pocket has no hole at the bottom.

    Scale is mouse to human.

    You are both humanoid

    Yes vulnerable. Be careful

    There is a community you haven't ventured too far looking for more.

    IQ matches.

    Iron giant is the vibe

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I've spent most of my life being the bigger, stronger, heavier person in most of my friendships. If the ratio is mouse to human — or Iron Giant — I'd take the opportunity to (literally) stand on the shoulders of a giant.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'll be the giant, then i can eat more.

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