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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Personal trainer, nurtitionist, private doctors, plastic surgeon, high tech home gym, the finest food and drinks you can imagine and all the time in the world. With money and free time most people would look much better after 20 years, vs people who work all day and struggle to stay healthy, so its not really a personal achievement IMO.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Eh, yes and no. It's sort of like athletics. Whether or not you'll be better in 20 years depends a lot on where you start. Like, if you are a D1 football player in college ready to be drafted in the NFL, you will not be a more athletic football player in 20 years, no matter what you do. But if you are an average lemming in college (obese, fingers covered in cheeto dust, only exercise is masturbation), then you can 100% get better and better every year.

    Similarly, if you're a slim, athletic Miami club thottie at 22, it'll be hard to beat that at 42. But again, if you're the average lemming...

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  • [–] [S] 20 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    My question is still like, out of all the supermodels and only fans and whatever you picked her? Oh well

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    His ex-wife was incredibly hot. Maybe when you get the best for so long you take a chance on trailer trash?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    I feel 0 guilt about making fun of people for paying outrageous amounts of money to look like cheap sex dolls. Conscious decisions do not get the same protection as the things you were just born with.

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    [–] 56 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Money ain't fixing those lips.

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    Last time I saw a face like that, it had a hook in it.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Fuck me she's ugly. How much work can a person get done before they are more plastic than human

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It's called "buchona". She isn't trying to be pretty, she's trying to get you to notice she has more money than you.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Remember the smoke show he lost by being a fuckwad.

    He really traded down.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    MacKenzie strikes me as a very intelligent woman. I think at the stage of wealth Jeff is at, he doesn't want intelligent in his life

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Well being rich does seem strongly correlated with stupidity nowadays. I can't imagine ever not wanting my partner to be intelligent like especially when you're in a wealth level that is unrelatable to most. But I also can't imagine being so wealthy and doing so little good with it and actively making the world worse. Of course this means I'll never be that rich.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    Is the answer lips that work as a floatation device in case his mega-yacht sinks?

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'll always commend Bezos for having an age-appropriate partner. I'm sure he has a harem of minors in a dungeon somewhere but hey, at least he pretends.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Honestly he might not. Men in his community of ultra wealth don't show off their age appropriate wives. She looks exactly like you'd expect the trophy wife of a billionaire who is just attracted to his own age to look like.

    That said, he is fucking all the children by leaving them a burning polluted world so you win some you lose some

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why does she look like an android?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Poor Eugene didn't deserve to be dragged into this. Leave Mr Krabs alone!

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    She's scary lookin.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I have always wondered what ultra rich relationship's are like. Do they talk deeply to each other or is it all small talk like how's the weather? Do they just schedule their bang time? Do they have family fights during Thanksgiving?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Not ultrarich, but I worked with millionaire rich like "owns three summer homes and a boat that fits 50 people" rich. Like "I have an entourage but I pay them to be here" rich.

    I went to one during a holiday party. Everything around his life seemed to revolve growing his empire. Even when he and his wife talked, and it was like status updates. "Honey, I got the New York Council to agree with the direction of the non-profit." Kind of talks. I asked her about how she's feeling, and she'd also go into sharing her achievements, rather than how she's feeling at the moment.

    The guy was planning Christmas and New Years in Italy. Not for the beauty, because there were some business meetings he was setting up.

    He doesn't talk about his ex wife and former family and kids. Didn't even have photos of them, and only knew about that tea from his secretary.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Money money moneeeeey

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Hey, it's not cheap looking like Frankenstein.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Today is so last week, if you look at it from next week's POV.

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  • [–] -3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Today is both yesterday's tomorrow and tomorrow's yesterday.

    Every day is yesterday. We live eternally in the past, never getting to the future.

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