What are we?

DM: "Are you sure you want to do that?"

never ending loose stools

You should go see a healer (or maybe cleric) about that.

Hey! Less talk, more give!

take off pants and roll to disorient the muggers

!rollme 20

Does your grandma have money?

Oh yeah from a life time of Mugging ppl!

Then let's go Mug her!