It might be constipation. Have you tried reducing your protein intake?

This made me lol

If you don't work out and eat protein supplements, you'll get fat tho. The body will burn part of it similar to sugar but a bit less efficient and use the rest for building fat cells.

Sent this to my body builder friend lmao. Gave me a good laugh

I don’t leave the house without my five-pound canister of chocolate banana cinnamon roll whey protein powder that I snort when there’s a lull in conversations.

Yeah, that's a lifestyle