How many hamberders do the kids have to eat to get the certificate?

No one can do it because they all have bone spurs. So sad, but what can you do?

In other news…

Rising heat is causing students to underperform across the globe

I would love if the president had to be able to run a mile and do pull-ups. Might keep these braindead racists off the throne.

A little strange for a guy who shouldn't be allowed near schools to begin with.

Let's see him pass one as a show of good faith.

Its not bringing anything back. Obama just improved it and he wants to go back to the old way.

Ah, so wanting kids to pass tests that would put them on the path to military fitness or provide lists of capable soldiers. I see what you’re doing…

He goes first

OK, fine. Sure, whatever.

Ok you fat slob.

Ha ha mis-read the title and thought he was doing a public demonstration of his own fitness. I could use the laugh.

Is he bringing this back in order to find fit children to rape?

I'm confused. I thought they didn't want the brown people to be more fit than law enforcement?

I hated these. I just wanted to play games and have fun in gym class.

Make America fit again.

A whole new generation is going to learn about the FitnessGram Pacer Test? time to rehash some memes.

Show em how it's done there Donnie, post up some scores, and I mean the real ones not the 'healthiest president ever' ones.

He's going to do fitness tests in schools? Your king doesn't seem fit enough to walk through one of your shooting galleries, I mean, schools, without multiple rest breaks.

I mean he’s pretty synonymous with fitness.

If this only applies to Public school again, short lived as it's this Administration's MO to completely remove that aspect of our lives...