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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

By chaining blocks, obviously

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    [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    And without daily production meetings on Teams!

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    It was thought at one time it was slaves, thanks to the Bible's story of the Exodus.

    Executives: "YES!"

    But further research indicates that many workers were highly skilled and probably paid well to participate.

    Executives: "Hell no! Not doing that!"

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    But the pyramids required an understanding of mathematics that hadn't been discovered yet!

    Motherfucker, you ever hear of multiple discovery? It's math. Anyone who's interested can derive the principles behind it. Which is more likely, aliens? Or an Egyptian person with too much free time and a penchant for staying indoors?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    They didn't! The UFO aliens provided the AI.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Unlimited manpower, a theocratic government with the religious head as the head of the government, and unlimited beer.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I really dislike interobangs. They just look like a printer error.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    ironic to use an AI image for this.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    No no. If anyone would understand how the pyrimids were built, it would be CEOs. They're quite firmiliar with slave labor.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    the goauld use the pyramids as landing for thier ships.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)