That cat will get handed 9 life sentences.

Still, North has tried everything to curb her cat’s laundry obsession, from attempting to keep him indoors to leaving out clothes at home for him to steal. No luck.

Why didn't keeping him indoors work? Some cats are escape artists, I guess, but it should at least slow down his thievery.

Wow, didn't know socks were 'underwear' now.

Inside of me, there are two wolves: "lol this is cute and funny" and "keep your damn cat indoors, lady"