If she knew she lost it gardening, could use a metal detector to find it.
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How many karats and/or carats does a carrot have? 🤔
I mean, technically it’s a 1 carrot gold ring…
Pretty sure this is how Lord of the Rings started.
Found my wife's bracelet wrapped around an onion yesterday! Just a crappy thing I found at the floor at Lowe's, but still, free jewelry!
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Looks like it’s only 1 carrot.
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She is now married to a carrot.
A tale of taboo love.
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Who lets a carrot grow for 13 years?!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6aKbr5oqV0 1:41
"24... carrot! (giggle-snickers)"
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I wonder at what point the carrot regretted its life.
I mean literally
ouch
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