we found the main character

I honestly wish most news was these kinds of stories.

Some people just live life to the fullest.

They didn't recognize him with his clothes on

It saddens me that they'll probably catch him down the road. Used to be able to get away after this kind of Daring Escape. Just ride off into the sunset. Stupid fucking technology ruins everything.

How do I contribute to his future bail?

What did he escape from the most? The penalties for stealing the boat and running around naked, or the bills for the hospital?

And we'll be watching his career with great interest.

I love this headline and photo.

Mangione/Blasetti 2028

If nothing else the dude's got balls.

Not gonna lie, I’m a bit jealous

what a sweetly heartwarming story.

Looking forward to seeing the movie/miniseries based on his adventures

This guy is living his best life.

Florida man slings jib through the big apple

Man someone better not rat out this guy like they did Luigi. I was going to say his name, but no, I don’t want some rando remembering it so he can sell him out to the boat-having class.

The what‽‽‽

My hero

living their best life

Man Takes Stolen Boat on Joyride Dressed As Doctor

He got dressed? Sellout, smh

My man!

what are you talking aboat? that's Tony! he was asleep in my basement after a night of boozin. impossible it was him!