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[–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So the stock is going up 27% today?

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    [–] 28 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I bet the stock somehow goes up due to this news

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's down 8% ($27) as of right now.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yea, and tomorrow Musk announces the imminent go live of his robot sales, predicts several million will be sold in a matter of months and the stock will bounce back up 10%.

    Even if I was still an active investor I would not bet against Tesla. Musk has proven a master in stock manipulation.

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    operating income down %42

    Let's make it %420 next quarter!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Tesla aren't too big to fail.

    Unlike GM or Ford, Tesla is tiny. Only their market cap is big, and that's all based on thoughts and prayers not fundamentals.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Not anymore. Elon and Trump are no longer bffs...

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago*

    Billionaires and politicians can magically bond together after years of mud slinging.

    Look how quickly the tech bros like Bill Gates and Tim Apple allied with Trump after being hardcore DNC loyalists for so many years. And they'll switch back just as far.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    The DOD just paid Elon a bunch of money for his mechahitler chat bot...

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Their point is musk is still getting those sweet government deals. So his falling out with Trump didn’t fully end his access to the government grift money.

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Oh no!

    Anyway...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Does Elon not see?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I gave up trying to buy Tesla puts. Their valuation perpetually defies all logic. Even after this news their stock is still higher than it was a month ago.

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