I bet the stock somehow goes up due to this news
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Inb4 tax payer bailout.
Tesla aren't too big to fail.
Unlike GM or Ford, Tesla is tiny. Only their market cap is big, and that's all based on thoughts and prayers not fundamentals.
Not anymore. Elon and Trump are no longer bffs...
Billionaires and politicians can magically bond together after years of mud slinging.
Look how quickly the tech bros like Bill Gates and Tim Apple allied with Trump after being hardcore DNC loyalists for so many years. And they'll switch back just as far.
The DOD just paid Elon a bunch of money for his mechahitler chat bot...
It's peanuts for DoD and Elon. Probably it was agreed on before their breakup.
Different company.
Their point is musk is still getting those sweet government deals. So his falling out with Trump didn’t fully end his access to the government grift money.
I gave up trying to buy Tesla puts. Their valuation perpetually defies all logic. Even after this news their stock is still higher than it was a month ago.
So the stock is going up 27% today?


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