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[–] 5 points 14 hours ago

My SubGenius Membership Card.
I'm qualified as being of True Yeti descent, and -come X-Day and The Rupture- I have a reserved seat on the Escape Vessels of the Sex Goddesses from Planet X.

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  • [–] 4 points 17 hours ago
    [–] 4 points 17 hours ago

    No. What is a pronoun. It doesn't make you anything.

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  • [–] 4 points 17 hours ago

    Banks email me every week that I'm qualified for a loan.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 hours ago
    [–] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    My grandfather did it, my father did it, so you could say its in my genes.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 hours ago

    Education usually.

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