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[–] 19 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Man, there were twenty thousand years since last year huh. This feels like yesterday and ten years ago.

Is this how I find out I'm old?

Nah, it's probably just the creaky joints acting up.

Maybe I should open a seniors bar called The Creaky Joint . . .

*Old man grumbles into the distance *

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  • [–] 5 points 11 hours ago

    Maybe we should count ourselves lucky. It's often said that the years just start to blink by as you get older, but now it feels like time has started to crawl.

    Maybe the secret to feeling young is just a perpetual state of panic and helplessness.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    Nah it's cool. Their lives are already completely ruined. A job well done!

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