Well, he was hung like this… so a nailed cervix was probably involved at some point.

Cervix? Is that like a linux distro?

So this gif needs updating ...

No, no, this makes perfect sense. A cervix being nailed makes someone very cross indeed.

What kind of blasphemy is this?

So that's how the immaculate conception happened.

Glad I've read more porn than the bible to have known what that was and not at all remember what some really old fantasy book with bad writing says about some mary sue protagonist.

Tbf he probably thinks the Vas Deferens is a river in Italy too.

I'm guessing her boyfriend is American? It would explain a few things

Never forget, Vajesus died for our sins

So he could get a res-erection.

No one said Jesus was a virgin

My man