No, Alice Huang & Colette Kress have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Does she get the Sex Jacket, or was that part of Huang's golden parachute?

And that "funny" thing would be.............?

[in the voice of the Daleks] EXPLAIN

Y'all assume he has game instead of just proving to be a huge loser. The only evidence he had any game is the wife he cheated on by sleeping with a honey pot and two coerced employees.

Invite the entire polycule. The only one left out is his wife.

I don't get it ... it's a Friday and I'm tired.

glass ceiling ceo, aka the usage of woman in ceo position to deflect from the companies failings.

I knew another guy who had an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Know what happened to him? He's dead!

I was the leather hot guy back then... Just so y know...