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[–] 7 points 1 day ago

9 times out of 10 it's "Why does this smell funny?"

One of them never even noticed.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    Why were you in the emergency room, and why do you have a three-foot line of stitches across your abdomen?

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  • [–] 3 points 21 hours ago

    Why is the ceiling light hanging at a weird angle?

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  • [–] 3 points 19 hours ago*

    Why isn't the payment in my account?

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  • [–] 3 points 18 hours ago

    Why is the ballistic missile not in its silo?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 hours ago

    How did you get this position?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago

    Why don't they just make crime illegal?

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