"I'll do it again."

I have a twenty pounder that likes to sit on the windowsill above my bed and look outside, more than a few times now when he jumps down onto the bed (around 3 ft) he uses my torso to land on. Nothing like a 4 am gut punch to remind you that breakfast is two hours away.

I really need to rearrange that room again.

At least you wake up. I just keep discovering random scratches on my body and wonder when I got those.

This is why the bedroom is closed at nights. If opened, she comes and tries to bite my face. If closed she just naps on the couch and is polite.

With a cat doing that while you're asleep, I'd seriously worry about one night catching a claw in the eye.

Unrelated, but I love your Three's Company decor theme. Not easy to find these days!

He? If so, that's an extremely rare cat.