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[–] 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Watery tarts distributing swords is no basis for a government!

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  • [–] 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Probably better than if it were King Silverado.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Yeah. Top Gear already declared this in the Hilux episode.

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  • [–] 8 points 20 hours ago

    The whole thing was a triumph of human engineering.

    When is started on the beach, I cheered. When it pulled into the studio under its own power, I cried.

    Sure, maybe as a species we can put a golf cart dune buggy on Mars. But we can also make mechanical things so durable they can be pulled out from the ruble of a collapsed building and still work.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago

    Long live King Toyota

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    Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago

    He who controls the Toyota controls the universe.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Need to wrap the chain around a tractor tire to act as a pulley. Gotta pull up, not sideways.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    Still a better ruler than many.

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  • [–] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 child)

    I wonder what's the first policy Truck-kun will introduce.

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  • [–] 2 points 18 hours ago

    Wish they had used a cybertruck because that would have ripped it in half instead of making it king.

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    [–] 1 point 7 hours ago

    Still a better king than the self-appointed king of America.

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